There's no such cat in the metropolis, He holds all the patent monoplies, For perfoming surprising illusions, And creating eccentric confusion. SONG: Mr. Mistoffelees ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats [spoken] You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat C The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn Presto! Watch official video, print or download text in PDF. Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees Oh! Original lyrics of Mr Mistoffelees song by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Mr. Mistoffelees lyrics. Lyrics to Mr. Mistoffelees by Andrew Lloyd Webber from the Now and Forever: The Andrew Lloyd Webber Box Set album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! Lyrics to Mr. Mistoffelees by National Symphony Orchestra from the Broadway Kidz Favorite Childrens Songs album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! Mr. Mistoffelees You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn Presto! Lyrics to "Mr. Mistoffelees [1981/Musical . Explain your version of song meaning, find more of Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics. And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof— (At least we all heard somebody who purred) Paul Nicholas (born 3 December 1945) is an English actor and singer. Cats - Mr.Mistoffelees Lyrics & Traduction. Paul Nicholas. Mr Mistoffelees Lyrics. As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Rum Tum Tugger (spoken) You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! Well I never! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees! And we all say: F - C/E - Gm7 - Oh! Oh! The original Conjuring cat There can be no doubt about that. His manner is vague and aloof, You would think there was nobody shyer— But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up the fire. The greatest magicians have something to learn From mister mistoffelees' conjuring turn And we all say Oh! Comment and share your favourite lyrics. Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Well I never! Lyrics to Mr. Mistoffelees by Paul Nicholas from the Andrew Lloyd Webber: Sixty album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! Please, listen to me, and don't scoff, all his Inventions are off his own bat. Well I never! And you'll all say: Oh!